(661):
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don’t shut up.
(1-661):
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was “how”
(860):
i will replace your cream cheese. there’s enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
(954):
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa







